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timothydelaghetto:

Here’s my RUDE parody lol

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"Rude" Parody

Saturday morning pain in my head 

i take me a big poo

i see a booty sleep in my bed

BITCH! who the hell iz you

draws on the floor and stank on my hand

this room needs a freshen

I had way too many shots of Hen, yeah

Can I have your booty baby just for one night?

Say yes, say yes ‘cuz I need some hoes

I was kinda drunk that night you caught my eye

nice butt my friend, how bout you come home?

Why you looking like a dude?

Girl you got me so confused!

Why you looking like a dude?

You looking scary in every way

Scary stank girl

hairy chest hairy legs

scary stank girl

no matter what you spray

Scary stank girl

now my banana stinks

Why you looking like a

Duuuuuuuude

Did i really do this, did we use toys?

Why does my butt hurt

She wants to date me, im so annoyed

I hope that’s a cold sore

Did she use onion spray??

cuz right now all i smell is feet and toes

i had to much too drink

and now I think I see a herpes growth

Can I have your booty baby just for one night?

Say yes, say yes ‘cause I need some hoes

I was kinda drunk that night you caught my eye

nice butt my friend, how bout you come home?

Why you looking like a dude?

Girl you got me so confused!

Why you looking like a dude?

You looking scary in every way

Scary stank girl

hairy chest hairy legs

scary stank girl

no matter what you spray

Scary stank girl

now my banana stinks

Why you looking like a

Duuuuuuuuude

Duuuuuuuude

my-teen-quote:

just-relatable:

9/11 - Never Forget.
Reblog to show respect to all those who died.

if you don’t have this on your blog today… what is wrong with you?

my-teen-quote:

just-relatable:

9/11 - Never Forget.

Reblog to show respect to all those who died.

if you don’t have this on your blog today… what is wrong with you?

radi-4nt:

colliders:

flowingwater-s:

coronacowgrl:

And this doesn’t have more notes than a half naked girl becauseee?

because people are ignorant and heartless.

^^^

this^

radi-4nt:

colliders:

flowingwater-s:

coronacowgrl:

And this doesn’t have more notes than a half naked girl becauseee?

because people are ignorant and heartless.

^^^

this^

(Source: redundancies)

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tostadasheep:

tostadasheep:

supremewhitegirl:

dendropsyche:

thenimbus:

bonbonbunny:

'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'

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Yep, I laughed out loud

I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke

this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail

I laughed so hard wtf is wrong with me? i’m still laughing

I gotta reblog this again

(Source: youtube.com)

"What if Walter White told stupid chemistry jokes instead of cooking meth?"

(Source: romoon)

thewholockgames:

pocketostars:

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there

cr:  thqys

Utilizing the critical thinking skills and greater levels of maturity assumed by my college degree, I deduced that I could make butt pancakes.

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i wasnt gonna reblogg but then

buttcakes

(Source: james-because-i-dont-know)

tellerknowles:

does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way